Timing Is Everything

 

You gotta know when to hold 'em

Best Porn

 "Bill, wanna watch porn on my flat screen mirror?"

"Mia, I thought you would never ask!"

Relationship Tip

 This could have been avoided.

Birthday Present

 The birthday present for my boyfriend:

You can't imagine how thrilled he was!

Denial

 

My boyfriend is a vegan.

Just One Problem

 

Daily sex is good for women.

Purpose

 

There's a purpose for everyone I meet.

Beautiful Souls

 

I like weird people.