Superficiality

 

It's not Sex I'm after. I'm not that superficial.

Not Okay

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Let Nature Take Its Course

 

Don't be afraid of boring your partner by giving
him the same sex position over and over.

Cold Fish

 The fastest way to put a smile on a cold fish's face.

Crossed The Line

 

Unfortunately I don't want to rebuild bonds I didn't break.

Undebatable

 

The best blowjob doesn't come from the mouth.

Rejections

 

A man unlocks his true powers when he
no longer gives a fuck about rejections.

Mission: AI

 My goal for 2025 is to complete the goal of 2024
which I had set in 2023 while wasting 2022,
which is to live a celibate life for one whole year.
I call it Mission: AI (Almost Impossible)

Wish me luck and Happy New Year!

Surreal

"Your cock seems surreal, Santa."

"No shit, but it's what you've always wanted, isn't it?"

It's Complicated

 

He said he loved me in front of her.

Challenged

 

Just got an email from a random guy asking
to meet in the woods to compare dick sizes.

Might As Well

 

It hurts when you know you're a virgin
but your family doesn't believe you.

Same Mistake

 Gay men's problem: If you're gay and you're horny, you might
end up making the same mistake like I did, just so you know.

Jerk-Off Competition

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If You Will...

 

Call me 'bad boy' if you want to, but...

Subdued

 

"We'll get a cat," he begs.

Regret

 I still don't know what my dream job is but..
I should have studied hard and become a pilot.

Creepy Story

 

My boyfriend just called me to tell me a creepy story.

Patience Paid Off

 

There's a man who wasn't mine...

Pick Your Seat

 

Pick your seat, anytime, anywhere.