The Gap

 

Life begins with our cry.

Question

 

Look man, I really don't understand...

Timing Is Everything

 

You gotta know when to hold 'em

Birthday Present

 The birthday present for my boyfriend:

You can't imagine how thrilled he was!

Denial

 

My boyfriend is a vegan.

Beautiful Souls

 

I like weird people.

True Color

 

You don't know a person until you deal with them when...

The Dentist

 

Finally, Matt realized why his boyfriend
had to go to the dentist's office so often.

Awkward Silence

 

He said I'm kinda handsome for an ugly dude.

Whatever You Do

 

You could be standing next to someone who...

The Right Person

 

Listen dear, you weren't asking for too much.

Coexistence

 

You can be a genuine, loyal and good-hearted person.

Vibrancy

 

I'm not for everyone...

The Unforgettable

 

Someone once told me:

Replacement

 

He's a wise man, he once told me:

Affairs

 Her: He's clueless that I've been fucking his best friend.

Him: Why does her pussy taste like Steve's dick?

It Makes His Day

 

Paul sent me a text that said, "Your great"

Moon And Stars

 

My ex once told me:

Three Promises

 

Bill, will you marry me?

How Soon?

 Jimmy's wife just gave birth today and after
thanking the doctor, Jimmy pulled him aside
and sheepishly asked, "Doc, how soon do you
think we'll be able to have sex?"

The doctor winked at Jimmy and said,
"I'm off duty in 10 minutes, meet me in the car park, will you?"