Showing posts with label irony. Show all posts
Showing posts with label irony. Show all posts

3.17.2025

Missed Her Cock

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3.06.2025

Crossed The Line

 

Unfortunately I don't want to rebuild bonds I didn't break.

2.12.2025

Unrequited Love

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1.26.2025

The Pâtissier

 He is a good pâtissier, but not great.


Coz he always looks tastier than the food.

1.01.2025

Mission: AI

 My goal for 2025 is to complete the goal of 2024
which I had set in 2023 while wasting 2022,
which is to live a celibate life for one whole year.
I call it Mission: AI (Almost Impossible)


Wish me luck and Happy New Year!

12.15.2024

It's Complicated

 

He said he loved me in front of her.

11.20.2024

Might As Well

 

It hurts when you know you're a virgin
but your family doesn't believe you.

11.18.2024

Same Mistake

 Gay men's problem: If you're gay and you're horny, you might
end up making the same mistake like I did, just so you know.

8.28.2024

Let Nature Take Its Course

 

Everyone needs a healthy hobby, like fishing.

7.14.2024

Wedding Confessions

 


Husband: "Baby, I want to confess..."
Wife: "Okay..."

7.08.2024

The Doctor's Advice

 

Last week I went to see a psychiatrist due to work pressure.

5.10.2024

His Heart

 When a man says he will give you his heart:

You are welcum...

5.03.2024

Midnight Romance

 "Jenny, shall we head back to my place or are we
just gonna let our shadows have all the fun?"

2.21.2024

Denial

 

My boyfriend is a vegan.

2.17.2024

Just One Problem

 

Daily sex is good for women.

1.11.2024

Be Kind

 Be kind to others.
You just never know what someone is going through.

12.22.2023

The Dentist

 

Finally, Matt realized why his boyfriend
had to go to the dentist's office so often.

11.05.2023

A Man's Heart

 The correct way to hold a man's heart:

You're welcum.

9.26.2023

Love Story

 Mutual Consent:

And they live happily ever after.