Don't Force Him

 Dad and Mom were making love in the living room when their
three-year-old daughter came downstairs, rubbing her sleepy eyes,
and said, "Stop arguing! Dad isn't hungry, don't force him to eat!"

You'll Understand

 Sometimes I don't want to be greedy but
self-control clocks out after the first bite.
Besides, if it sparks joy, why stop at one?

No Rush

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Coffee Break

 Always be yourself, because that's more than enough.
No one else can do it better.

The Race

 

Having sex is kind of like having a race.

Sex Logic

 

Sex is unfair, just so you know.
This is not sexism but a truth.

Boys To Men

 

Let me tell you the main difference between a boy and a man.

The Christmas Spirit

 If someone says they can't do it,
take a picture and show them.

Benny Is My Girl

 

Romance lingers in small gestures...

Pros And Cons

 

Some says they wouldn't mind dating a cougar, but...

The Signs

 

You know she is deeply in love with you when...

Two Rules

 

Kevin, remember what we talked about?

Whole Nine Yards

 

We got off the wrong foot.

Never Ask, Never Know

 

I have a habit when I'm dating a woman.

What Are You?

 

They ask me whether I'm an alpha or a beta.

Curiosity

 

Girls always ask me the same question before we have sex.

Windows To The Soul

 

Just remember: Your eyes are important.

Birds Of A Feather

 

I don't always attract what I am. I sometimes
attract people who are in need of what I am.

A distinction without a difference.

Cold Fish

 The fastest way to put a smile on a cold fish's face.

Cockcrow

 At the break of dawn
I rise above the horizon
with the sun beside

Despite my biggest doubts
I keep on moving forward
with the faith in hand