Showing posts with label delightful. Show all posts
Showing posts with label delightful. Show all posts

3.19.2025

Cockcrow

 At the break of dawn
I rise above the horizon
with the sun beside

Despite my biggest doubts
I keep on moving forward
with the faith in hand

3.02.2025

By Leaps And Bounds

 

Every time you see me, I'll be doing
better than the last time you saw me.

2.14.2025

The Florist

 "You sure about this?"

"Why not?"

"I should go."

"It's Valentine's Day and I'm your wife, so shut it."

1.30.2025

Undebatable

 

The best blowjob doesn't come from the mouth.

1.26.2025

The Pâtissier

 He is a good pâtissier, but not great.


Coz he always looks tastier than the food.

1.09.2025

Rejections

 

A man unlocks his true powers when he
no longer gives a fuck about rejections.

1.01.2025

Mission: AI

 My goal for 2025 is to complete the goal of 2024
which I had set in 2023 while wasting 2022,
which is to live a celibate life for one whole year.
I call it Mission: AI (Almost Impossible)


Wish me luck and Happy New Year!

12.25.2024

Surreal

"Your cock seems surreal, Santa."

"No shit, but it's what you've always wanted, isn't it?"

11.13.2024

Aunt Margaret

 

Three things about my aunt and her husband:

10.22.2024

If You Will...

 


Call me 'bad boy' if you want to, but...

9.23.2024

Swordsmen

 

She failed as a Disney princess.

9.19.2024

Frivolous Activity

 

Relaxing isn't a sign of laziness. It's a source of energy.

8.25.2024

Regret

 I still don't know what my dream job is but..
I should have studied hard and become a pilot.

8.10.2024

As Simple As That

 

Every man wants a woman no other man can touch.

7.16.2024

Golden Rule

 Golden Rule #69

Everything looks fun when it's absolutely wet.

7.10.2024

Pick Your Seat

 

Pick your seat, anytime, anywhere.

6.05.2024

Stay Calm

 A white couple gets a black baby.

The angry husband asks:
"You're white, I'm white. Why is baby black?"

The calm wife answers:
"You're hot, I'm hot. The baby burnt."

5.06.2024

Easy-going

 

I'm an easy-going person.

5.03.2024

Midnight Romance

 "Jenny, shall we head back to my place or are we
just gonna let our shadows have all the fun?"

3.21.2024

Best Porn

 "Bill, wanna watch porn on my flat screen mirror?"


"Mia, I thought you would never ask!"