Showing posts with label delightful. Show all posts
Showing posts with label delightful. Show all posts

8.22.2026

Paradox

 


Hiking is quite a paradox... you set out looking for
breathtaking views and end up being the one who's breathless,
and the more tired you become, the happier you somehow feel.

7.29.2026

One Last Chance

 


"You are my one true love," he texted her.

"Sorry, I don't share that feeling," she texted back.

"Tonight you'll see a different me, I promise."

"How different?"

"I'll make you cum twice, at least."

"See you later."

6.23.2026

Telepathy

 Are you a horny person? If you are, trust me,
I know exactly what's in your mind now.


Is this what you're thinking now? 😘

6.20.2026

A Challenging Test

 Character is choosing what is right when doing
wrong would be easier. He passed the test.

6.18.2026

Jiggle All The Way

 Hey you, the one with the pink helmet, if you think you
can impress me with your cycling skill... you're right.

6.15.2026

Coffee Break

 Why some co-workers become friends almost instantly?
Because there's chemistry among them.

Why is there chemistry among them?
Because they have shared interests.

5.19.2026

Don't Force Him

 Dad and Mom were making love in the living room when their
three-year-old daughter came downstairs, rubbing her sleepy eyes,
and said, "Stop arguing! Dad isn't hungry, don't force him to eat!"

5.02.2026

You'll Understand

 Sometimes I don't want to be greedy but
self-control clocks out after the first bite.
Besides, if it sparks joy, why stop at one?

4.07.2026

No Rush

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3.29.2026

Coffee Break

 Always be yourself, because that's more than enough.
No one else can do it better.

2.27.2026

The Race

 

Having sex is kind of like having a race.

2.14.2026

Sex Logic

 

Sex is unfair, just so you know.
This is not sexism but a truth.

12.27.2025

Boys To Men

 

Let me tell you the main difference between a boy and a man.

12.24.2025

The Christmas Spirit

 If someone says they can't do it,
take a picture and show them.

12.21.2025

Benny Is My Girl

 

Romance lingers in small gestures...

11.29.2025

Pros And Cons

 

Some says they wouldn't mind dating a cougar, but...

11.14.2025

The Signs

 

You know she is deeply in love with you when...

10.09.2025

Two Rules

 


Kevin, remember what we talked about?

9.28.2025

Whole Nine Yards

 

We got off the wrong foot.

9.25.2025

Never Ask, Never Know

 

I have a habit when I'm dating a woman.