Whole Nine Yards

 

We got off the wrong foot.

Never Ask, Never Know

 

I have a habit when I'm dating a woman.

A Good Challenge

 

She made herself very clear: Being her man ain't easy.

What Are You?

 

They ask me whether I'm an alpha or a beta.

The Latter

 

They see me with her and think I'm rich.

Wholeness

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Curiosity

 

Girls always ask me the same question before we have sex.

Fiancée

 Pete's first experience as a cuck. The threesome was so hot
that he almost forgot one of them was actually his fiancée.

By Leaps And Bounds

 

Every time you see me, I'll be doing
better than the last time you saw me.

Scenarios

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Swordsmen

 

She failed as a Disney princess.

Wedding Confessions

 

Husband: "Baby, I want to confess..."
Wife: "Okay..."

The Force

 

Friction is the most important force in life.

The Difference

 

I once dated a man with a twin.

Stay Calm

 A white couple gets a black baby.

The angry husband asks:
"You're white, I'm white. Why is baby black?"

The calm wife answers:
"You're hot, I'm hot. The baby burnt."

Relationship Tip

 This could have been avoided.

Just One Problem

 

Daily sex is good for women.

Man Slut

 

Today I learned that the average person has...

Men and Secrets

 

Men are the best people to share your secrets with.

Without Hands

 He: I can clap without hands.

She: How?

He: