By Leaps And Bounds

 

Every time you see me, I'll be doing
better than the last time you saw me.

Scenarios

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Swordsmen

 

She failed as a Disney princess.

Wedding Confessions

 

Husband: "Baby, I want to confess..."
Wife: "Okay..."

The Force

 

Friction is the most important force in life.

The Difference

 

I once dated a man with a twin.

Stay Calm

 A white couple gets a black baby.

The angry husband asks:
"You're white, I'm white. Why is baby black?"

The calm wife answers:
"You're hot, I'm hot. The baby burnt."

Relationship Tip

 This could have been avoided.

Just One Problem

 

Daily sex is good for women.

Man Slut

 

Today I learned that the average person has...

Men and Secrets

 

Men are the best people to share your secrets with.

Without Hands

 He: I can clap without hands.

She: How?

He:

After Sex

 

PAST is a waste paper.

Just A Little Concerned...

 

Y'all married people holding up ok?

Exchange Of Power

 

When a man loves a woman, she becomes his weakness.

Favorite Pastime

 

Blowjob? Nah.

Sleepless Nights

 

A wise man once told me:

Happy Wife

 

Can't make five times a day? Make four.

So True!

 

Success is like being pregnant.

Never Try Never Know

Not all exes are bad.