Don't Force Him

 Dad and Mom were making love in the living room when their
three-year-old daughter came downstairs, rubbing her sleepy eyes,
and said, "Stop arguing! Dad isn't hungry, don't force him to eat!"

Mixed Feelings

He has mixed feelings about her.

 After edging him for the last half hour, she
decides to let him cum so she can ruin it.

She likes him, but what she really loves is that helpless look he gets.

Change The Subject, Shall We?

 

"Amy, Jason, you guys only talk about cocks," I frown.

The Signs

 

You know she is deeply in love with you when...

Stepmom

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His Secret

 

She snooped on her husband's phone and found out he's bi.

She Leads

 

This is our first meeting, Jack and I.

Whole Nine Yards

 

We got off the wrong foot.

A Good Challenge

 

She made herself very clear: Being her man ain't easy.

Curiosity

 

Girls always ask me the same question before we have sex.

The Mediator

 

One of them isn't telling the truth.

She'll Decide

 

She wants a husband but...

Fiancée

 Pete's first experience as a cuck. The threesome was so hot
that he almost forgot one of them was actually his fiancée.

What Goes Around Comes Around

 Searching all over, he finally found his girlfriend
upstairs away from the party with his boyfriends.

Let Nature Take Its Course

 

Don't be afraid of boring your partner by giving
him the same sex position over and over.

Ice And Water

 

Sex is science, really.

Cockcrow

 At the break of dawn
I rise above the horizon
with the sun beside

Despite my biggest doubts
I keep on moving forward
with the faith in hand

Countdown

 I'm pretty good at this, she's gonna explode in 10 seconds.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6...

Undebatable

 

The best blowjob doesn't come from the mouth.

The Pâtissier

 He is a good pâtissier, but not great.

Coz he always looks tastier than the food.