Cockcrow

 At the break of dawn
I rise above the horizon
with the sun beside

Despite my biggest doubts
I keep on moving forward
with the faith in hand

Countdown

 I'm pretty good at this, she's gonna explode in 10 seconds.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6...

Undebatable

 

The best blowjob doesn't come from the mouth.

The Pâtissier

 He is a good pâtissier, but not great.

Coz he always looks tastier than the food.

Role Shift

 

She and I, our relationship is kinda unique.

Mission: AI

 My goal for 2025 is to complete the goal of 2024
which I had set in 2023 while wasting 2022,
which is to live a celibate life for one whole year.
I call it Mission: AI (Almost Impossible)

Wish me luck and Happy New Year!

You Tell Me

 

I don't know, come here and check it out yourself.

Might As Well

 

It hurts when you know you're a virgin
but your family doesn't believe you.

Aunt Margaret

 

Three things about my aunt and her husband:

If You Will...

 

Call me 'bad boy' if you want to, but...

Swordsmen

 

She failed as a Disney princess.

Frivolous Activity

 

Relaxing isn't a sign of laziness. It's a source of energy.

Let Nature Take Its Course

 

Everyone needs a healthy hobby, like fishing.

As Simple As That

 

Every man wants a woman no other man can touch.

Patience Paid Off

 

There's a man who wasn't mine...

The Doctor's Advice

 

Last week I went to see a psychiatrist due to work pressure.

Stay Calm

 A white couple gets a black baby.

The angry husband asks:
"You're white, I'm white. Why is baby black?"

The calm wife answers:
"You're hot, I'm hot. The baby burnt."

Fight Me!

 

If she says "Fight me!", she's actually asking for a threesome.

Easy-going

 

I'm an easy-going person.

The Gap

 

Life begins with our cry.