The Gap

 

Life begins with our cry.

Best Porn

 "Bill, wanna watch porn on my flat screen mirror?"

"Mia, I thought you would never ask!"

Just One Problem

 

Daily sex is good for women.

Purpose

 

There's a purpose for everyone I meet.

Beautiful Souls

 

I like weird people.

Awkward Silence

 

He said I'm kinda handsome for an ugly dude.

Whatever You Do

 

You could be standing next to someone who...

The Second Time

 

Never fall in love with the same person twice.

The Right Person

 

Listen dear, you weren't asking for too much.

Vibrancy

 

I'm not for everyone...

The Unforgettable

 

Someone once told me:

Replacement

 

He's a wise man, he once told me:

What's Their Problem!?

 

I was in a group where there were...

It Makes His Day

 

Paul sent me a text that said, "Your great"

Moon And Stars

 

My ex once told me:

Three Promises

 

Bill, will you marry me?

Men's Advantage

 

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Wrong Place

 

Kevin, it's okay, you're not fat.

It's True!

 If you're totally naked and you want to feel more naked,

all you have to do is put on some shoes.

Paradise

 

I don't know why men go to bars to meet women.