Question

 

Look man, I really don't understand...

Denial

 

My boyfriend is a vegan.

Beautiful Souls

 

I like weird people.

Whatever You Do

 

You could be standing next to someone who...

Coexistence

 

You can be a genuine, loyal and good-hearted person.

Man Slut

 

Today I learned that the average person has...

Replacement

 

He's a wise man, he once told me:

Naomi And Lana

 Naomi: "Did you know that my name spelled backwards is
              'I MOAN'? That's funny because I love moaning."

Lana: "You can just fuck off with your silly games."

It Makes His Day

 

Paul sent me a text that said, "Your great"

Moon And Stars

 

My ex once told me:

Three Promises

 

Bill, will you marry me?

Wrong Place

 

Kevin, it's okay, you're not fat.

Why Don't You?

 

My Babe said, "Our new neighbors are so in love..."

Good Deed

 

That day a massage therapist knocked on my door,

It Works

 

If he's breaking up with you,

Now You Know

 

"If your wife is so beautiful..." he asks,

First Time

 

Babe, wanna try it?

Funny Truth

 

Funny guys are dangerous, you know.

Coffee Break

 

This is what a man sees in the world.

Sleepless Nights

 

A wise man once told me: