Cold Fish

 The fastest way to put a smile on a cold fish's face.

Role Shift

 

She and I, our relationship is kinda unique.

Jerk-Off Competition

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The Force

 

Friction is the most important force in life.

Relationship Tip

 This could have been avoided.

The Dentist

 

Finally, Matt realized why his boyfriend
had to go to the dentist's office so often.

Awkward Silence

 

He said I'm kinda handsome for an ugly dude.

Too Much

 

You know what, I'll never drink at home again.

Hands Down!

 

Actions always speak louder and she knows it.

Naomi And Lana

 Naomi: "Did you know that my name spelled backwards is
              'I MOAN'? That's funny because I love moaning."

Lana: "You can just fuck off with your silly games."

It Makes His Day

 

Paul sent me a text that said, "Your great"

First Time

 

Babe, wanna try it?

Unless

 

Sex before marriage is a sin,

Peace

 "Make love, no war" they said.

We're doing our best here.

Never Try Never Know

Not all exes are bad.

What Matters

 

What others think about me is not important.

Shecock

 

Come on, man, open up your mind.

Forgotten New Year

 

Sister, I just realized that...

Good Santa

 

Santa is about to embark on his joyful journey.

Not Even Once

 

I hate watching football with them.