Don't Force Him

 Dad and Mom were making love in the living room when their
three-year-old daughter came downstairs, rubbing her sleepy eyes,
and said, "Stop arguing! Dad isn't hungry, don't force him to eat!"

Sex Logic

 

Sex is unfair, just so you know.
This is not sexism but a truth.

Progress Arrives Quietly

 

Maybe I don't have everything I want right now...

Benny Is My Girl

 

Romance lingers in small gestures...

Change The Subject, Shall We?

 

"Amy, Jason, you guys only talk about cocks," I frown.

The Signs

 

You know she is deeply in love with you when...

Stepmom

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His Secret

 

She snooped on her husband's phone and found out he's bi.

Whole Nine Yards

 

We got off the wrong foot.

A Good Challenge

 

She made herself very clear: Being her man ain't easy.

What Goes Around Comes Around

 Searching all over, he finally found his girlfriend
upstairs away from the party with his boyfriends.

Hands Are Tied

 

I never thought I'd accept such invitation, but...

The Florist

 "You sure about this?"

"Why not?"

"I should go."

"It's Valentine's Day and I'm your wife, so shut it."

The Difference

 

I once dated a man with a twin.

Fight Me!

 

If she says "Fight me!", she's actually asking for a threesome.

Trust Issues

 

Generally, men don't have trust issues with women.

Just One Problem

 

Daily sex is good for women.

Prince Charming

 

Fuck prince charming. Go for the wolf.

After Sex

 

PAST is a waste paper.

Just A Little Concerned...

 

Y'all married people holding up ok?