Whole Nine Yards

 

We got off the wrong foot.

A Good Challenge

 

She made herself very clear: Being her man ain't easy.

What Goes Around Comes Around

 Searching all over, he finally found his girlfriend
upstairs away from the party with his boyfriends.

Hands Are Tied

 

I never thought I'd accept such invitation, but...

The Florist

 "You sure about this?"

"Why not?"

"I should go."

"It's Valentine's Day and I'm your wife, so shut it."

The Difference

 

I once dated a man with a twin.

Fight Me!

 

If she says "Fight me!", she's actually asking for a threesome.

Trust Issues

 

Generally, men don't have trust issues with women.

Just One Problem

 

Daily sex is good for women.

Prince Charming

 

Fuck prince charming. Go for the wolf.

After Sex

 

PAST is a waste paper.

Just A Little Concerned...

 

Y'all married people holding up ok?

Exchange Of Power

 

When a man loves a woman, she becomes his weakness.

Favorite Pastime

 

Blowjob? Nah.

Happy Wife

 

Can't make five times a day? Make four.

Life Saver

 

Being broke with no help never ruined me.

Paradox

 

It seems to go against common sense but may still be true.

Never Try Never Know

Not all exes are bad.

Rat Race

 

When you try your hardest not to be a fucker,

A Small Favor

 

Guys, listen, I had a car accident last week.