One Last Chance

 

"You are my one true love," he texted her.

"Sorry, I don't share that feeling," she texted back.

"Tonight you'll see a different me, I promise."

"How different?"

"I'll make you cum twice, at least."

"See you later."

You Never Know

 Always date a man with a good circle of friends. There's no
harm in getting to know more good people - you never know.

Problem Solved

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Love Triangle

 Not every love triangle ends with jealousy - sometimes it ends
with everyone realizing they were actually chasing the same goal.

I Would If I Could

 "The longer you go without something, the more
comfortable you are without, that goes for sex too."

Those were the most powerful words I saw online today,
although I have no intention of proving them at all.

Telepathy

 Are you a horny person? If you are, trust me,
I know exactly what's in your mind now.

Is this what you're thinking now? 😘

A Challenging Test

 Character is choosing what is right when doing
wrong would be easier. He passed the test.

Jiggle All The Way

 Hey you, the one with the pink helmet, if you think you
can impress me with your cycling skill... you're right.