A Busy Man

 While eating breakfast, a businessman
apologetically kissed his wife and said,
"I'm very busy today, I'm afraid I won't
be able to come back for your birthday."

After he left, she glanced behind her and
said, "You both heard that, didn't you?"

"Happy birthday! We'll celebrate with you!"

"Don't get carried away, you two. Don't forget who I am."

"Come on, you're way too hot to be our stepmom..."

"You two are the best!" she smiled.

First Rule

The absolute rule of a one-night stand:
(for men)

Leave a good memory in her head but
never leave a single mark on her body.

It‘s possible that her boyfriend has already started to
suspect something - don’t let his suspicions be confirmed.

An Old Memory

He broke up with her a year ago, but not a day goes
by he doesn't catch himself smiling at an old memory.

She was a good massage therapist.

Dating A Trans Woman

 

Is a trans woman a woman?

The Race

 

Having sex is kind of like having a race.

Sex Logic

 

Sex is unfair, just so you know.
This is not sexism but a truth.

Totally Up To You

 

Life is like a game.

Propaganda

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