The Rubber

 Almost every relationship progresses through two stages:

The first stage: Did you bring the rubber?

After a few dates, if all goes well, then...

The second stage: Why did you bring the rubber?

One Last Chance

 

"You are my one true love," he texted her.

"Sorry, I don't share that feeling," she texted back.

"Tonight you'll see a different me, I promise."

"How different?"

"I'll make you cum twice, at least."

"See you later."

You Never Know

 Always date a man with a good circle of friends. There's no
harm in getting to know more good people - you never know.

Problem Solved

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Love Triangle

 Not every love triangle ends with jealousy - sometimes it ends
with everyone realizing they were actually chasing the same goal.

I Would If I Could

 "The longer you go without something, the more
comfortable you are without, that goes for sex too."

Those were the most powerful words I saw online today,
although I have no intention of proving them at all.

Telepathy

 Are you a horny person? If you are, trust me,
I know exactly what's in your mind now.

Is this what you're thinking now? 😘

A Challenging Test

 Character is choosing what is right when doing
wrong would be easier. He passed the test.