Gravitation

 Life is simple – just be yourself, and stop worrying about what others
might think. The right people will naturally gravitate toward you.

Take The Shot

 

You only live once.

Stay away from people who make your life hard.

Stay close to those who make you hard instead.

Her Revenge

 During breakfast, a rich businessman
apologetically kissed his wife and said,
"I'm very busy today, I'm afraid I won't be
able to come back for your birthday party."

"Don't worry, dear," she smiled, "I can manage."

An Old Memory

David broke up with Theo a year ago, but not a day goes
by David doesn't catch himself smiling at an old memory.

Theo was a really good massage therapist.

Dating A Trans Woman

 

Is a trans woman a woman?

The Race

 

Having sex is kind of like having a race.

Sex Logic

 

Sex is unfair, just so you know.
This is not sexism but a truth.

Totally Up To You

 

Life is like a game.