Aunt Margaret

 

Three things about my aunt and her husband:

As Simple As That

 

Every man wants a woman no other man can touch.

Wedding Confessions

 

Husband: "Baby, I want to confess..."
Wife: "Okay..."

Awkward Silence

 

He said I'm kinda handsome for an ugly dude.

Argument

 When he's winning the argument and she gotta shut him up.

Peace

 "Make love, no war" they said.

We're doing our best here.

Riddle Of The Day

 

What's soft and wet on the inside while...

A Gentleman

 

She's trying to seduce me.

Backup

 

Don't judge me... beggars can't be choosers.

Peace

 

I won't argue with you, let's agree to disagree.

Savior

 

I accidentally popped three viagras instead of my regular vitamins intake.

I owe you one

 

Henry, I need a favor.

Hitchhiking

 

I'm so tired, I need a ride home.

Keep going...

 

Whatever you do...

We improvise

 

Vivian, where's Berry?

Let me see your cock...

 

You ain't hard enough.

Fun Time

I can touch her without using my hands.