Wedding Confessions

 

Husband: "Baby, I want to confess..."
Wife: "Okay..."

Husband: "I've slept with loads of prostitutes before I met you."
Wife : "Okay..."

Husband: "That's it? You've got nothing to say?"
Wife: "I'm thinking... Ha! I just knew I'd seen you somewhere before!"

Husband: "I think we should stop and talk about it.
Hold on, I think I'm coming..."

Wife: "Ha! Now I'm one hundred percent certain it was you!"