So Toxic

 

I was in a relationship so toxic that...

The Second Time

 

Never fall in love with the same person twice.

Metaphorically Speaking

 

Too many people think the grass is greener somewhere else.

Man Slut

 

Today I learned that the average person has...

Never Try Never Know

 

I once dated a guy who...

After Sex

 

PAST is a waste paper.

Sleepless Nights

 

A wise man once told me:

Paradox

 

It seems to go against common sense but may still be true.

Rat Race

 

When you try your hardest not to be a fucker,

Men

 

There are two types of men.

Imperfection

 

One thing I don't like about threesome.

The Only Way

 

Your wife cheats on you, what would you do?

No Offence But...

 

She came back home with a dude.

Guilt

 

There's something wrong with me.

You Wouldn't Either

 

I'm such a lucky girl.

A Wise Woman

 

My girlfriend found out that I had a boyfriend.

Horny Competition

 

Two cocks are having a competition.

That's the Spirit!

 

We like this chick.

Open Marriage

 

My friend's wife is a sex goddess.

Thank Goodness

 

She and I, we're having an affair.