By Leaps And Bounds

 

Every time you see me, I'll be doing
better than the last time you saw me.

Cliché

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Mission: AI

 My goal for 2025 is to complete the goal of 2024
which I had set in 2023 while wasting 2022,
which is to live a celibate life for one whole year.
I call it Mission: AI (Almost Impossible)

Wish me luck and Happy New Year!

It's Complicated

 

He said he loved me in front of her.

Aunt Margaret

 

Three things about my aunt and her husband:

Swordsmen

 

She failed as a Disney princess.

Frivolous Activity

 

Relaxing isn't a sign of laziness. It's a source of energy.

Let Nature Take Its Course

 

Everyone needs a healthy hobby, like fishing.

As Simple As That

 

Every man wants a woman no other man can touch.

No Peace

 

All I wanna do now is enjoy my peace but I hear knocking at my door.

The Difference

 

I once dated a man with a twin.

Fight Me!

 

If she says "Fight me!", she's actually asking for a threesome.

So Toxic

 

I was in a relationship so toxic that...

The Second Time

 

Never fall in love with the same person twice.

Metaphorically Speaking

 

Too many people think the grass is greener somewhere else.

Man Slut

 

Today I learned that the average person has...

Never Try Never Know

 

I once dated a guy who...

After Sex

 

PAST is a waste paper.

Sleepless Nights

 

A wise man once told me:

Paradox

 

It seems to go against common sense but may still be true.