Whole Nine Yards

 

We got off the wrong foot.

Never Ask, Never Know

 

I have a habit when I'm dating a woman.

What Are You?

 

They ask me whether I'm an alpha or a beta.

The Latter

 

They see me with her and think I'm rich.

Serendipity

 

Sarah is a normal and healthy gurl.

The Mediator

 

One of them isn't telling the truth.

She'll Decide

 

She wants a husband but...

Let Nature Take Its Course

 

Don't be afraid of boring your partner by giving
him the same sex position over and over.

Birds Of A Feather

 

I don't always attract what I am. I sometimes
attract people who are in need of what I am.

A distinction without a difference.

Ice And Water

 

Sex is science, really.

Missed Her Cock

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Cliché

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Rejections

 

A man unlocks his true powers when he
no longer gives a fuck about rejections.

They Found Me

 Spend your time with someone who is horny all the time, not
with those who are horny only when the condition is right.

And yes, they found me, I'm the guy.

Subdued

 

"We'll get a cat," he begs.

Scenarios

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Let Nature Take Its Course

 

Everyone needs a healthy hobby, like fishing.

Relationship Tip

 This could have been avoided.

Denial

 

My boyfriend is a vegan.

Just One Problem

 

Daily sex is good for women.