The Right Person

 

Listen dear, you weren't asking for too much.

Metaphorically Speaking

 

Too many people think the grass is greener somewhere else.

What's Their Problem!?

 

I was in a group where there were...

She's Mean

 She hypnotized me.

Now I'm just a soap dispenser.

Good Santa

 

Santa is about to embark on his joyful journey.

You Know What

 

Hi there, good morning.

Put It To Good Use

 

James has a big mouth, so...

A Wise Woman

 

My girlfriend found out that I had a boyfriend.

Turning

 

This is a hospital... I can't, I just can't. 

Imagine

 

Imagine you're this beauty.

Love and Sex

 

This hottie agrees to have sex with me. Finally.

Savior

 

I accidentally popped three viagras instead of my regular vitamins intake.

Strange

 

Whenever she behaves strangely,

Risk Taker

 

Sex is the best form of exercise, they said.

Just so you know...

 

Babe, this is what I do when you're not around.

The Beast

 

I hate to tell you this,

Horny Expressions

 

This is a painful face.

Understandable

 

This cock is like a volcano.

Two's company

Two happy cocks.

He'll be late

 

My husband is still at work, he'll be late.