Ruined

 After edging you for the last half hour, she
decides to let you cum so she can ruin it.

She loves how much you cum but how much more
you could have enjoyed it had she finished you off.

Formidable

 

You can't scare away a man who actually likes you.

Boys To Men

 

Let me tell you the main difference between a boy and a man.

The Couple Next Door

 

She always makes fun of his little tool and...

Shecock

 

She hides a version of herself no one has ever seen.

Countdown

 I'm pretty good at this, she's gonna explode in 10 seconds.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6...

Not For Them

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Creepy Story

 

My boyfriend just called me to tell me a creepy story.

Patience Paid Off

 

There's a man who wasn't mine...

Wedding Confessions

 

Husband: "Baby, I want to confess..."
Wife: "Okay..."

Burglars

 

Burglars are getting very smart these days.

Trust Issues

 

Generally, men don't have trust issues with women.

The Right Person

 

Listen dear, you weren't asking for too much.

Metaphorically Speaking

 

Too many people think the grass is greener somewhere else.

What's Their Problem!?

 

I was in a group where there were...

She's Mean

 She hypnotized me.

Now I'm just a soap dispenser.

Good Santa

 

Santa is about to embark on his joyful journey.

You Know What

 

Hi there, good morning.

Put It To Good Use

 

James has a big mouth, so...

A Wise Woman

 

My girlfriend found out that I had a boyfriend.