Missed Her Cock

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By Leaps And Bounds

 

Every time you see me, I'll be doing
better than the last time you saw me.

Countdown

 I'm pretty good at this, she's gonna explode in 10 seconds.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6...

Undebatable

 

The best blowjob doesn't come from the mouth.

Rejections

 

A man unlocks his true powers when he
no longer gives a fuck about rejections.

Role Shift

 

She and I, our relationship is kinda unique.

Mission: AI

 My goal for 2025 is to complete the goal of 2024
which I had set in 2023 while wasting 2022,
which is to live a celibate life for one whole year.
I call it Mission: AI (Almost Impossible)

Wish me luck and Happy New Year!

Surreal

"Your cock seems surreal, Santa."

"No shit, but it's what you've always wanted, isn't it?"

They Found Me

 Spend your time with someone who is horny all the time, not
with those who are horny only when the condition is right.

And yes, they found me, I'm the guy.

Same Mistake

 Gay men's problem: If you're gay and you're horny, you might
end up making the same mistake like I did, just so you know.

Aunt Margaret

 

Three things about my aunt and her husband:

Subdued

 

"We'll get a cat," he begs.

Swordsmen

 

She failed as a Disney princess.

Frivolous Activity

 

Relaxing isn't a sign of laziness. It's a source of energy.

Let Nature Take Its Course

 

Everyone needs a healthy hobby, like fishing.

Regret

 I still don't know what my dream job is but..
I should have studied hard and become a pilot.

No Peace

 

All I wanna do now is enjoy my peace but I hear knocking at my door.

Patience Paid Off

 

There's a man who wasn't mine...

The Doctor's Advice

 

Last week I went to see a psychiatrist due to work pressure.

The Force

 

Friction is the most important force in life.