She'll Decide

 

She wants a husband but...

Let Nature Take Its Course

 

Don't be afraid of boring your partner by giving
him the same sex position over and over.

Hands Are Tied

 

I never thought I'd accept such invitation, but...

Birds Of A Feather

 

I don't always attract what I am. I sometimes
attract people who are in need of what I am.

A distinction without a difference.

Ice And Water

 

Sex is science, really.

Missed Her Cock

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By Leaps And Bounds

 

Every time you see me, I'll be doing
better than the last time you saw me.

Countdown

 I'm pretty good at this, she's gonna explode in 10 seconds.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6...

Undebatable

 

The best blowjob doesn't come from the mouth.

Rejections

 

A man unlocks his true powers when he
no longer gives a fuck about rejections.

Role Shift

 

She and I, our relationship is kinda unique.

Mission: AI

 My goal for 2025 is to complete the goal of 2024
which I had set in 2023 while wasting 2022,
which is to live a celibate life for one whole year.
I call it Mission: AI (Almost Impossible)

Wish me luck and Happy New Year!

Surreal

"Your cock seems surreal, Santa."

"No shit, but it's what you've always wanted, isn't it?"

They Found Me

 Spend your time with someone who is horny all the time, not
with those who are horny only when the condition is right.

And yes, they found me, I'm the guy.

Same Mistake

 Gay men's problem: If you're gay and you're horny, you might
end up making the same mistake like I did, just so you know.

Aunt Margaret

 

Three things about my aunt and her husband:

Subdued

 

"We'll get a cat," he begs.

Swordsmen

 

She failed as a Disney princess.

Frivolous Activity

 

Relaxing isn't a sign of laziness. It's a source of energy.

Let Nature Take Its Course

 

Everyone needs a healthy hobby, like fishing.