Cockcrow

 At the break of dawn
I rise above the horizon
with the sun beside

Despite my biggest doubts
I keep on moving forward
with the faith in hand

By Leaps And Bounds

 

Every time you see me, I'll be doing
better than the last time you saw me.

Unrequited Love

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Countdown

 I'm pretty good at this, she's gonna explode in 10 seconds.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6...

The Pâtissier

 He is a good pâtissier, but not great.

Coz he always looks tastier than the food.

Mission: AI

 My goal for 2025 is to complete the goal of 2024
which I had set in 2023 while wasting 2022,
which is to live a celibate life for one whole year.
I call it Mission: AI (Almost Impossible)

Wish me luck and Happy New Year!

Surreal

"Your cock seems surreal, Santa."

"No shit, but it's what you've always wanted, isn't it?"

You Tell Me

 

I don't know, come here and check it out yourself.

Not For Them

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Challenged

 

Just got an email from a random guy asking
to meet in the woods to compare dick sizes.

If You Will...

 

Call me 'bad boy' if you want to, but...

Swordsmen

 

She failed as a Disney princess.

Frivolous Activity

 

Relaxing isn't a sign of laziness. It's a source of energy.

No Peace

 

All I wanna do now is enjoy my peace but I hear knocking at my door.

The Force

 

Friction is the most important force in life.

Burglars

 

Burglars are getting very smart these days.

His Heart

 When a man says he will give you his heart:

You are welcum...

Purpose

 

There's a purpose for everyone I meet.

True Color

 

You don't know a person until you deal with them when...

Whatever You Do

 

You could be standing next to someone who...