Purpose

 

There's a purpose for everyone I meet.

True Color

 

You don't know a person until you deal with them when...

Whatever You Do

 

You could be standing next to someone who...

The Second Time

 

Never fall in love with the same person twice.

A Man's Heart

 The correct way to hold a man's heart:

You're welcum.

Metaphorically Speaking

 

Too many people think the grass is greener somewhere else.

Man Slut

 

Today I learned that the average person has...

The Unforgettable

 

Someone once told me:

Good Girl

 Definition of A Good Girl:

Replacement

 

He's a wise man, he once told me:

What's Their Problem!?

 

I was in a group where there were...

Moon And Stars

 

My ex once told me:

Three Promises

 

Bill, will you marry me?

Without Hands

 He: I can clap without hands.

She: How?

He:

It's True!

 If you're totally naked and you want to feel more naked,

all you have to do is put on some shoes.

After Sex

 

PAST is a waste paper.

After Wedding

 When I said I'd do anything for her,
I meant fight bad guys and kill dragons...

I never meant this.

Just A Little Concerned...

 

Y'all married people holding up ok?

Two Idiots

 

My ex is somewhere telling her new boyfriend that...

Exchange Of Power

 

When a man loves a woman, she becomes his weakness.