Too Much

 

You know what, I'll never drink at home again.

The Unforgettable

 

Someone once told me:

What's Their Problem!?

 

I was in a group where there were...

It's True!

 If you're totally naked and you want to feel more naked,

all you have to do is put on some shoes.

I'll Get Over It

 

Henry just left me. I'm all alone now.

Best Wishes

 

I wish you peace, love and health... blah blah blah.

Two Idiots

 

My ex is somewhere telling her new boyfriend that...

Bitch!

 

She lies to me again.

Just So You Know

 

How many times a man can release the sperm in a day?

No Offence But...

 

She came back home with a dude.

Backup

 

Don't judge me... beggars can't be choosers.

Forest Cum

 

I was masturbating in the forest and suddenly...

This is the way!

 

His cum will be coming out through my cock!

Just so you know...

 

Babe, this is what I do when you're not around.

Feeling cool

 

My cock is growing, inch by inch.

Horny Questions

 

Hey baby, what are you doing?

Bad timing

 I know this doesn't sound romantic,

but somehow I really wanna fart now.

Winding down

 

After a busy day...

He'll be late

 

My husband is still at work, he'll be late.

Not Now

 

Sorry, mom, I have to call you back.