Two Rules

 

Kevin, remember what we talked about?

Never Ask, Never Know

 

I have a habit when I'm dating a woman.

FOMO

 

So, a quick question.

The Latter

 

They see me with her and think I'm rich.

Falling

 

The right person makes you fall in love three times.

The Sign

 

Sometimes the conversation can be boring.

Let Nature Take Its Course

 

Don't be afraid of boring your partner by giving
him the same sex position over and over.

Undebatable

 

The best blowjob doesn't come from the mouth.

Not For Them

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Jerk-Off Competition

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Swordsmen

 

She failed as a Disney princess.

Frivolous Activity

 

Relaxing isn't a sign of laziness. It's a source of energy.

Creepy Story

 

My boyfriend just called me to tell me a creepy story.

No Peace

 

All I wanna do now is enjoy my peace but I hear knocking at my door.

Wedding Confessions

 

Husband: "Baby, I want to confess..."
Wife: "Okay..."

The Force

 

Friction is the most important force in life.

Burglars

 

Burglars are getting very smart these days.

Question

 

Look man, I really don't understand...

Just One Problem

 

Daily sex is good for women.

True Color

 

You don't know a person until you deal with them when...