Question

 

Look man, I really don't understand...

Just One Problem

 

Daily sex is good for women.

True Color

 

You don't know a person until you deal with them when...

Awkward Silence

 

He said I'm kinda handsome for an ugly dude.

Whatever You Do

 

You could be standing next to someone who...

The Right Person

 

Listen dear, you weren't asking for too much.

Too Much

 

You know what, I'll never drink at home again.

Man Slut

 

Today I learned that the average person has...

Replacement

 

He's a wise man, he once told me:

It Makes His Day

 

Paul sent me a text that said, "Your great"

Three Promises

 

Bill, will you marry me?

Without Hands

 He: I can clap without hands.

She: How?

He:

Good Deed

 

That day a massage therapist knocked on my door,

Exchange Of Power

 

When a man loves a woman, she becomes his weakness.

First Time

 

Babe, wanna try it?

A Hug

 

Sometimes a man just needs a hug.

So True!

 

Success is like being pregnant.

Never Try Never Know

Not all exes are bad.

What Matters

 

What others think about me is not important.

Rat Race

 

When you try your hardest not to be a fucker,