Undebatable

 

The best blowjob doesn't come from the mouth.

Not For Them

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Jerk-Off Competition

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Swordsmen

 

She failed as a Disney princess.

Frivolous Activity

 

Relaxing isn't a sign of laziness. It's a source of energy.

Creepy Story

 

My boyfriend just called me to tell me a creepy story.

No Peace

 

All I wanna do now is enjoy my peace but I hear knocking at my door.

Wedding Confessions

 

Husband: "Baby, I want to confess..."
Wife: "Okay..."

The Force

 

Friction is the most important force in life.

Burglars

 

Burglars are getting very smart these days.

Question

 

Look man, I really don't understand...

Just One Problem

 

Daily sex is good for women.

True Color

 

You don't know a person until you deal with them when...

Awkward Silence

 

He said I'm kinda handsome for an ugly dude.

Whatever You Do

 

You could be standing next to someone who...

The Right Person

 

Listen dear, you weren't asking for too much.

Too Much

 

You know what, I'll never drink at home again.

Man Slut

 

Today I learned that the average person has...

Replacement

 

He's a wise man, he once told me:

It Makes His Day

 

Paul sent me a text that said, "Your great"