What Goes Around Comes Around

 Searching all over, he finally found his girlfriend
upstairs away from the party with his boyfriends.

Hands Are Tied

 

I never thought I'd accept such invitation, but...

Cockcrow

 At the break of dawn
I rise above the horizon
with the sun beside

Despite my biggest doubts
I keep on moving forward
with the faith in hand

The Florist

 "You sure about this?"

"Why not?"

"I should go."

"It's Valentine's Day and I'm your wife, so shut it."

They Found Me

 Spend your time with someone who is horny all the time, not
with those who are horny only when the condition is right.

And yes, they found me, I'm the guy.

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Some Men

 Relationship goal for some men:

Find a woman who treats him like the prince he is.

Good Girl

 Definition of A Good Girl:

Bitch!

 

She lies to me again.

She's Mean

 She hypnotized me.

Now I'm just a soap dispenser.

Karma

 Sometimes bad things happen to good people.

However, in my case, it's definitely karma.

Shecock

 

Come on, man, open up your mind.

Not Even Once

 

I hate watching football with them.

Too Naive

 

Nobody here knows that I'm gay, cool!

Put It To Good Use

 

James has a big mouth, so...

A Fierce Teacher

 

No, wrong chord again! Cathy, focus!

No one could!

 

No one could resist such elegant beauty.

Mutual Pleasures

 

Come here, hottie!

Consequence

 

Well, a naughty cock...

Let me see your cock...

 

You ain't hard enough.