Ruined

 After edging you for the last half hour, she
decides to let you cum so she can ruin it.

She loves how much you cum but how much more
you could have enjoyed it had she finished you off.

Pros And Cons

 

Some says they wouldn't mind dating a cougar, but...

A Good Challenge

 

She made herself very clear: Being her man ain't easy.

FOMO

 

So, a quick question.

Wholeness

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Windows To The Soul

 

Just remember: Your eyes are important.

What Goes Around Comes Around

 Searching all over, he finally found his girlfriend
upstairs away from the party with his boyfriends.

Hands Are Tied

 

I never thought I'd accept such invitation, but...

Cockcrow

 At the break of dawn
I rise above the horizon
with the sun beside

Despite my biggest doubts
I keep on moving forward
with the faith in hand

The Florist

 "You sure about this?"

"Why not?"

"I should go."

"It's Valentine's Day and I'm your wife, so shut it."

They Found Me

 Spend your time with someone who is horny all the time, not
with those who are horny only when the condition is right.

And yes, they found me, I'm the guy.

Scenarios

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Some Men

 Relationship goal for some men:

Find a woman who treats him like the prince he is.

Good Girl

 Definition of A Good Girl:

Bitch!

 

She lies to me again.

She's Mean

 She hypnotized me.

Now I'm just a soap dispenser.

Karma

 Sometimes bad things happen to good people.

However, in my case, it's definitely karma.

Shecock

 

Come on, man, open up your mind.

Not Even Once

 

I hate watching football with them.

Too Naive

 

Nobody here knows that I'm gay, cool!