Some Men

 Relationship goal for some men:

Find a woman who treats him like the prince he is.

Good Girl

 Definition of A Good Girl:

Bitch!

 

She lies to me again.

She's Mean

 She hypnotized me.

Now I'm just a soap dispenser.

Karma

 Sometimes bad things happen to good people.

However, in my case, it's definitely karma.

Shecock

 

Come on, man, open up your mind.

Not Even Once

 

I hate watching football with them.

Too Naive

 

Nobody here knows that I'm gay, cool!

Put It To Good Use

 

James has a big mouth, so...

A Fierce Teacher

 

No, wrong chord again! Cathy, focus!

No one could!

 

No one could resist such elegant beauty.

Mutual Pleasures

 

Come here, hottie!

Consequence

 

Well, a naughty cock...

Let me see your cock...

 

You ain't hard enough.