Wedding Confessions

 

Husband: "Baby, I want to confess..."
Wife: "Okay..."

Pick Your Seat

 

Pick your seat, anytime, anywhere.

The Doctor's Advice

 

Last week I went to see a psychiatrist due to work pressure.

Just To Be Clear

 

The Force

 

Friction is the most important force in life.

The Difference

 

I once dated a man with a twin.

Burglars

 

Burglars are getting very smart these days.

Stay Calm

 A white couple gets a black baby.

The angry husband asks:
"You're white, I'm white. Why is baby black?"

The calm wife answers:
"You're hot, I'm hot. The baby burnt."