Countdown

 I'm pretty good at this, she's gonna explode in 10 seconds.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6...

Undebatable

 

The best blowjob doesn't come from the mouth.

The Pâtissier

 He is a good pâtissier, but not great.

Coz he always looks tastier than the food.

Rejections

 

A man unlocks his true powers when he
no longer gives a fuck about rejections.

Role Shift

 

She and I, our relationship is kinda unique.

Mission: AI

 My goal for 2025 is to complete the goal of 2024
which I had set in 2023 while wasting 2022,
which is to live a celibate life for one whole year.
I call it Mission: AI (Almost Impossible)

Wish me luck and Happy New Year!

Surreal

"Your cock seems surreal, Santa."

"No shit, but it's what you've always wanted, isn't it?"