First Time

 

Babe, wanna try it?

Favorite Pastime

 

Blowjob? Nah.

Coffee Break

 

This is what a man sees in the world.

I'm OK

 

Yeah well...

Sleepless Nights

 

A wise man once told me:

While We Still Can

 

She and I, we seldom talk.

Rhyme

 

I'm a vegan,

Life Saver

 

Being broke with no help never ruined me.

Just So You Know

 

Weekly update for all my exes:

Never Try Never Know

Not all exes are bad.

What Matters

 

What others think about me is not important.

Broken Heart

 

I'm gonna fuck her from behind 'cause I don't wanna see her face anymore.

She's Mean

 She hypnotized me.

Now I'm just a soap dispenser.

Shecock

 

Come on, man, open up your mind.

Men

 

There are two types of men.

Forgotten New Year

 

Sister, I just realized that...

Good Santa

 

Santa is about to embark on his joyful journey.

A Small Favor

 

Guys, listen, I had a car accident last week.

Riddle Of The Day

 

What's soft and wet on the inside while...

The Only Way

 

Your wife cheats on you, what would you do?