Wrong Place

 

Kevin, it's okay, you're not fat.

Why Don't You?

 

My Babe said, "Our new neighbors are so in love..."

It's True!

 If you're totally naked and you want to feel more naked,

all you have to do is put on some shoes.

I'll Get Over It

 

Henry just left me. I'm all alone now.

Good Deed

 

That day a massage therapist knocked on my door,

Best Wishes

 

I wish you peace, love and health... blah blah blah.

It Works

 

If he's breaking up with you,

Now You Know

 

"If your wife is so beautiful..." he asks,

Funny Truth

 

Funny guys are dangerous, you know.

Coffee Break

 

This is what a man sees in the world.

A Hug

 

Sometimes a man just needs a hug.

Rhyme

 

I'm a vegan,

Mistakes

 

I told him to embrace his mistakes,

Eleven Months

 

I've seen many patients but this one is a joker.

Peace

 "Make love, no war" they said.

We're doing our best here.

What Can I Say?

 

I got fired from my job as a reporter.

Life Goes On

 

Sometimes I wish I were a nicer person,

Kink

 Babe, how many times do I have to remind you,

a blowjob without lipstick wouldn't be right!

Now You Know

 

People tend to overthink, but what is overthinking actually?

Not Even Once

 

I hate watching football with them.