Funny Truth

 

Funny guys are dangerous, you know.

Unless

 

Sex before marriage is a sin,

Sleepless Nights

 

A wise man once told me:

Happy Wife

 

Can't make five times a day? Make four.

Life Saver

 

Being broke with no help never ruined me.

Paradox

 

It seems to go against common sense but may still be true.

Dream Big

 

One thing I've never had but I know I wanted.

Just So You Know

 

Weekly update for all my exes:

Life Goes On

 

Sometimes I wish I were a nicer person,

Rat Race

 

When you try your hardest not to be a fucker,

Men

 

There are two types of men.

Good Santa

 

Santa is about to embark on his joyful journey.

The Only Way

 

Your wife cheats on you, what would you do?

Ain't Easy

 

It ain't easy being a successful man.

A Gentleman

 

She's trying to seduce me.

Dilemma

 

Well, whether you like it or not...

No Such Thing

 

I know what you're thinking.

Guilt

 

There's something wrong with me.

It Makes Sense

 

There's a new study about women and how they feel about their asses.

A Fierce Teacher

 

No, wrong chord again! Cathy, focus!