Five Star

 "Sir, how do you like your eggs? Scrambled? Over easy?"

"Hmmm, I wanna eat boobs."

Take your time, Sir.

Coffee Break

 

This is what a man sees in the world.

I'm OK

 

Yeah well...

Sleepless Nights

 

A wise man once told me:

While We Still Can

 

She and I, we seldom talk.

A Hug

 

Sometimes a man just needs a hug.

Life Saver

 

Being broke with no help never ruined me.

Mistakes

 

I told him to embrace his mistakes,

Eleven Months

 

I've seen many patients but this one is a joker.

Dream Big

 

One thing I've never had but I know I wanted.

Just So You Know

 

Weekly update for all my exes:

Never Try Never Know

Not all exes are bad.

What Matters

 

What others think about me is not important.

Rat Race

 

When you try your hardest not to be a fucker,

Shecock

 

Come on, man, open up your mind.

Men

 

There are two types of men.

Now You Know

 

People tend to overthink, but what is overthinking actually?

Good Santa

 

Santa is about to embark on his joyful journey.

Riddle Of The Day

 

What's soft and wet on the inside while...

Unnecessary Guilt

 

I feel guilty about this.