She's Mean

 She hypnotized me.

Now I'm just a soap dispenser.

Shecock

 

Come on, man, open up your mind.

Men

 

There are two types of men.

Forgotten New Year

 

Sister, I just realized that...

Good Santa

 

Santa is about to embark on his joyful journey.

Imperfection

 

One thing I don't like about threesome.

A Gentleman

 

She's trying to seduce me.

Backup

 

Don't judge me... beggars can't be choosers.

No Such Thing

 

I know what you're thinking.

A Nice Guy

 

Jim is a nice guy and he's sleeping now.

Guilt

 

There's something wrong with me.

Responsibility

 Life ain't as easy as you think it is.

Especially when you have so many mouths to feed.

A Price To Pay

 

Had spicy food last night, now my ass is on fire.

A Fierce Teacher

 

No, wrong chord again! Cathy, focus!

Mistake

 

You made a mistake, Cindy.

Interest

 

Remember, there are no uninteresting things...

Imagine

 

Imagine you're this beauty.

Mutual Attraction

 

She has three holes, I love them all.

Sugar Daddy

 

Son, come over here.

Just Asking

 

I know they're about to have sex.