Exchange Of Power

 

When a man loves a woman, she becomes his weakness.

Favorite Pastime

 

Blowjob? Nah.

Coffee Break

 

This is what a man sees in the world.

Unless

 

Sex before marriage is a sin,

Sleepless Nights

 

A wise man once told me:

A Hug

 

Sometimes a man just needs a hug.

Rhyme

 

I'm a vegan,

Life Saver

 

Being broke with no help never ruined me.

Paradox

 

It seems to go against common sense but may still be true.

Eleven Months

 

I've seen many patients but this one is a joker.

So True!

 

Success is like being pregnant.

Dream Big

 

One thing I've never had but I know I wanted.

What Can I Say?

 

I got fired from my job as a reporter.

Just So You Know

 

Weekly update for all my exes:

Never Try Never Know

Not all exes are bad.

Life Goes On

 

Sometimes I wish I were a nicer person,

Rat Race

 

When you try your hardest not to be a fucker,

Kink

 Babe, how many times do I have to remind you,

a blowjob without lipstick wouldn't be right!

Men

 

There are two types of men.

Forgotten New Year

 

Sister, I just realized that...