Rhyme

 

I'm a vegan,

Mistakes

 

I told him to embrace his mistakes,

Eleven Months

 

I've seen many patients but this one is a joker.

Dream Big

 

One thing I've never had but I know I wanted.

Bitch!

 

She lies to me again.

Life Goes On

 

Sometimes I wish I were a nicer person,

Shecock

 

Come on, man, open up your mind.

Men

 

There are two types of men.

Now You Know

 

People tend to overthink, but what is overthinking actually?

Not Even Once

 

I hate watching football with them.

Imperfection

 

One thing I don't like about threesome.

Too Naive

 

Nobody here knows that I'm gay, cool!

The Only Way

 

Your wife cheats on you, what would you do?

The Chef

 

I'm a chef and this is my kitchen.

No Offence But...

 

She came back home with a dude.

It's Simple

 The happiest men don’t have the best of everything,

they just make the best of what they have.

A Quiet Place

 

Tim, I know you enjoy it, but do me a favor.

No Such Thing

 

I know what you're thinking.

A Nice Guy

 

Jim is a nice guy and he's sleeping now.

A Wise Woman

 

My girlfriend found out that I had a boyfriend.