"The longer you go without something, the more
comfortable you are without, that goes for sex too."
Those were the most powerful words I saw online today,
although I have no intention of proving them at all.
6.25.2026
I Would If I Could
6.23.2026
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6.18.2026
Jiggle All The Way
Hey you, the one with the pink helmet, if you think you
can impress me with your cycling skill... you're right.
6.15.2026
Coffee Break
Why some co-workers become friends almost instantly?
Because there's chemistry among them.
Why is there chemistry among them?
Because they have shared interests.
6.13.2026
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5.22.2026
Tagalong
Have you ever felt unwanted?
No matter how you value their company,
no matter what feelings are involved,
don't be a third wheel.
5.19.2026
Don't Force Him
Dad and Mom were making love in the living room when their
three-year-old daughter came downstairs, rubbing her sleepy eyes,
and said, "Stop arguing! Dad isn't hungry, don't force him to eat!"
5.14.2026
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5.02.2026
You'll Understand
Sometimes I don't want to be greedy but
self-control clocks out after the first bite.
Besides, if it sparks joy, why stop at one?
4.22.2026
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4.14.2026
Mixed Feelings
He has mixed feelings about her.
After edging him for the last half hour, she
decides to let him cum so she can ruin it.
She likes him, but what she really loves is that helpless look he gets.












